It's almost Halloween! Ponies better not wait to get their costume or...
they'll have to deal with the BUNNIES.
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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I DIDN'T GET THE KIDS THEIR COSTUMES'?!!!!!!"
"I...I just got busy with work, and the kids didn't say what they wanted to be...and..."
"We're going to have to go see those slimy bunnies! It's not my problem if you pay out the hoof for costumes now! It's THE DAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN!!!!"
"I know...I know...let's just go get this over with. C'mon kids."
And his look-alike son pipes up "Dad! Dad! Can I be Iron Pony?!"
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The ponies trudge their way to the dark alley the bunnies have set up shop in....
"I TOLD YOU! ONE HUNDRED FREAKING DOLLARS!"
"Oh good GOD! They get worse every year!"
"Dad! Do they have Iron Pony? Huh? Huh?! Dad! Dad!"
"All we has is j'ghost. Ooo don't like it oo can stick it. Ooo is bad pawent if oo don't get costoom. Don't haggles wif me on price or my fwiend hewe mess oo up good."
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LATER...
"Dad, I can't see!"
"I'm yucky Mommy! I can't see the potty and went muffins in my costume!"
"I can see in mine but this costume sucks!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU 'FORGOT TO BUY TRICK OR TREAT CANDY'?!!!"
OMG that is too funny! Was reading it at work and starting laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face....and my coworkers were asking me what's so funny? LMAO
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much! Sometimes I have to take a minute to laugh myself before I keep going :)
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